Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about you and the character of their choosing and send it in an ask/submit.
((Bonus points if smut))
Oh my god, guys, please. No one ever does awesome stuff like this for me, but I am BEGGING YOU I NEED ENTERTAINMENT. FOR PROCRASTINATION PURPOSES.
Whoever does this will get 7 billion Sagan-karma points from me.
(( I’m not even gonna care man, surprise me. ))
Do it do it do it
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
So I was waiting at the bus stop, and along came a rough looking bogan dude and his young son. The kid sees my Iron Man shirt and pulls on my skirt to get my attention.
- KID: "I love Iron Man."
- ME: "Yeah, I love Iron Man too."
- KID: "No, I REALLY love Iron Man."
- DUDE: *rolls his eyes*
- ME: "Iron Man is pretty cool, yeah."
- KID: "I love his beard."
- ME: "... I'm also quite fond of his beard, I must admit."
- DUDE: *raises his eyebrows at me*
- KID: "I want to marry Iron Man."
- ME: "..."
- DUDE: "..."
- ME: "..."
- DUDE: "You can't marry Iron Man, he's with Miss Potts, remember? Pepper?"
- KID: "I don't know why. Girls are icky... no offence."
- ME: "That's okay."
- KID: "I think Black Widow would make a pretty bridesmaid, though."
- DUDE: "Can I marry her?"
- KID: "NO! She's a BLACK WIDOW Dad, she'll eat you! You can marry... Captain America, because he's nice and he's old like you."
- and then the bus came and the kid fist bumped me goodbye, and then so did the kid's dad and he said thanks for not pointing out that you can't marry a fictional character.
Dying right now.
I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.
THIS WOMAN IS MY NEW HERO.
When the Internet gives you lemons, make lemonade.
This is such a righteous post that I am happy I stayed up late. I will probably still regret going to school on 5hrs of sleep, but then I’ll just think of this and not give a damn.
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD
the artist is aiwa-sensei.
oh my god there was more.
I fucking love this so much.
Is that John?
80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag
I’m twice the man you’ll ever be
oH GOD WHAT SORT OF DISTANT MEMORY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT???
*shrieks* HIS FAMILY HE ONCE HAD BEFORE THE GENOCIDE!! QAQ
WOMAN GO TO CORNER TIME RIGHT NOW!
;___; I wasn’t supposed to end up crying a freaking river
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